Don't know what's wrong with me. I haven't watched Top Gear for two weeks running now and can't seem to muster the energy to really care. This hurts. I think it's partly that over the last couple of series its popularity has exploded and as it has, the presenters have become more and more caracatures of themselves. The fun stuff has become rather ( Read more... )

I am bored out of my tiny little mind. No response from Jess or Annie about meeting up this week (should be neither surprised nor disappointed. That's how people work). I braved the shops this morning because Mum wanted to get out of the house, so I wandered aimlessly for an hour or so, looking in all the shops I go in all year round, at all the ( Read more... )

I has done ficlet...

Marty Hopkirk was killed around 1970 and condemned to walk the Earth as a ghost for 100 years. So where is he now? (actually, I like to imagine he's hanging around Torchwood, but I'm in a Top Gear mood again recently)

James was acting particularly strangely today, even for James, Jeremy thought. Even James didn’t usually stare ( Read more... )

I need to do some icon swapping again, either that or get myself a paid account. I want a Ben Miller icon. Which reminds me that I was intending to do a Moving Wallpaper picspam which I'd completely forgotten about.

Mostly I want to say how can Alan Davies be so adorable? Why do I feel the urge to slash him with Sean Lock? So here is an Alanspam - ( Read more... )

This is the little project I mentioned a few months ago, which I finished just after Christmas and for some reason, haven't posted.

It's a set of Top Gear peg dolls. I wanted to make something like that but couldn't figure out what to use as a base for it. I have no idea what inspired peg dolls but they worked out pretty well. The clothes are made ( Read more... )

I met people from the internet... it was a bit scary ( Read more... )

Title: A Marriage of True Motors, or How Jeremy Got Over the GT
Pairing: Jeremy/Lamborghini Gallardo, mention of Jeremy/Ford GT and Jeremy/Veyron
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 1013 
Summary: Jeremy marries the Gallardo and moves to Switzerland
Warning: See pairings, also may contain spoilers for 10x01

The day Jeremy married the Lamborghini Gallardo was a ( Read more... )

Right. I'm really nervous. This is not my first ever TG fic, but it's the first one I've ever posted.

Title: A Catalogue of Disasters
Pairing: None
Rating: Probably PG
Word Count: 478
Summary: Jeremy tries his hand at being a student.

“So, Jeremy,” said Richard. “Your attempt at being a student lasted less than a week. What went wrong?”
“I decided I didn’ ( Read more... )

I notice in Woman magazine this week they have a little section about celebrity autobiographies.

All sorts of stars are putting pen to paper this autumn but those hefty tomes can be heavy-going. To save you time, here's what we imagine they'll say in under 50 words!

Richard Hammond
"P**s off, Jeremy, I'm no hamster. Vroom. Bang. Ouch! Don't worry, I'm ( Read more... )

1) I'm not entirely sure how I'm getting Life on Mars or Doctor Who into this epic of mine, but so far, I'm getting on okay with the Top Gear, Primeval, Torchwood and Robin Hood parts. We'll see if I finish it and if it's any good before I decide to post it. But I was checking up on some stuff the other day when I got distracted by:

2) Life on Mars ( Read more... )